C.S. Lewis, Ben Joseph, and McSweeney's

Here is an excerpt from a short but hilarious piece called "Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less" from McSweeney's online. Read the full text by Ben Joseph here.

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I'm a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!