"Every moment of one's life, one is growing into more or retreating into less." - Norman Mailer

Saturday, May 26, 2007

For Your Consideration


And may I suggest the His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman? I just (literally) finished reading Book One called Northern Lights (The Golden Compass in America). It is inTENSE. It is a book not easily described, either; to even attempt to explain the plot is difficult. I'll say this, though: it is much more subtle and intricate than anything J.K. Rowling has written, although I think it is meant to speak to the same audiences--firstly, that age group of 10 - 13ish. Nevertheless, any adult reader will be captivated by it. It revolves around the character of Lyra, a semi-orphan who was raised in Oxford at Jordan College by no one in particular and everyone in general. She becomes embroiled in some very secret experiments that challenge the prevailing cosmology and dogma of the Church. P.S. This is in an imagined world, much like our own, but not it. For example, while there is Christianity and Oxford and boats and cars, there are also dæmons, which are like a person's soul and their best friend in one. All humans have one, and they take the form of an animal, and one which reflects the true personality of a person. Childrens' dæmons change with regard to situation and emotion, whereas at the age of puberty, dæmons become fixed.

...But I've said too much already! Anyway, this book is fantastic and compelling, complete with armored bears and a total world of children. In fact, I've never seen a story in which children's thinking and interaction and motivations and desires and repulsions are displayed so accurately. In Pullman's novel, children have agency, and their own code of ethics, and their own logic. These are real rules, too; true of children in our universe and not just invented for Pullman's fiction. The novel shows children as they really are, not as we adults sometimes like to think they are. Children are clever, cruel, brave, capable, and free in ways that we forget as we age. Philip Pullman invests the children in his book with a wholeness one cannot find in the Harry Potter books, or the Lemony Snicket series, or even The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. He never reduces them to a single motive, and never underestimates or undermines their ability to be actors in their own story. This is an important lesson for any adult reader to take from the book and be reminded of in her own interactions with children in her own life.

In short, go read it. It's the bee's knees. And the movie of the first book (of which I speak) is coming out in December of 2007. http://www.goldencompassmovie.com/

And P.S. Thanks to Luke and Kelly for introducing me to His Dark Materials by buying me the (British edition! of the) trilogy for my birthday.

And now for some random Aurora Borealis:

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Will I Go to Heaven or the Other H (Holiday Inn)?



Have I mentioned lately how hilarious I find the webcomic Married to the Sea? They actually haven't been that great lately, but the one for today is a true classic. As you can see. This interpretation of the metaphyscial geographic possibilities of the afterlife seems as valid to me as the various other ones propegated by the Catholics and the Protestants et al. Personally, I choose "Over There." Seems like fewer expectations Over There. What if I WENT to heaven and got all horribly disappointed because I thought I'd have wings and a harp and white robes and clouds and sunshine and choral "aaaaaaahs" all the time and stuff? But when I actually got there it was basically like a Holiday Inn but with free HBO and mini-bar.

Hmmm. Something to look forward to, in any case.

PS Please forgive the syntax and diction; I've been watching a LOT of Buffy today. It's manifesting itself.

PPS Don't you think it's really funny when people use transitive verbs intransitively? It's my favourite kind of linguistic humour. "Jacqueline did" rather than "Jacqueline did it."

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Report Card

There are many things about which I would like to write today (Spiderman III Review, Derby, vacation, jobs, May Day, Jacqueline) but the thing I think I am most excited to mention is my grades. That's right, kids, it's the semi-annual Clare-bragging-on-herself-for-a-moment Report Card.

And so:

History of Anthropology (the class from hell that in which I really had no idea how I would do gradewise)
A
Cultures of the Middle East (Best...Class...Ever)
A
Intro to Archaeology
B+
Intro to Biological Anthropology
B
Spanish Senior Capstone Course
A

I feel pretty good about these grades, although I am mad a little about my two Bs--the B+ is 3 points (not percentage points, but POINTS) away from being an A- (grr), and the B in Bio Anth could've been an A if I had just flipping STUDIED for our second test instead of ignoring it and getting a D on it because I didn't bother to memorize all the Australopithecines and other pre-homo sapiens. Grrr.

Anyhoo. Despite the Bs, my overall GPA remains high at a 3.83, down from a 3.87 at the beginning of the semester. I feel that this is respectable, as I need to maintain a 3.75 or higher in order to graduate Summa cum Laude, which is my goal. I will need to be a lot more organized and study more next semester, though, if I am to be successful, as I will be taking 15 hours each semester and it will be almost exculsively anthropology, which is a lot more work than Humanities-like classes. As much reading as one has to do in an English or History major, for instance, I'm convinced that Anthro majors have to do more. IT'S ALL READING. So, if I'm going to take 24 hours of Anthro at the 300 and 400 level next year as well as do my undergraduate thesis and start master's courses in Spanish, I had better get my shit together now. Not being President of Honors Student Council will help.

As always, thanks for reading, and I hope you all had a happy Derby weekend.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Nice Try, Vagina Mouth



This is another fabulous comic from the webcomic Perry Bible Fellowship (see link to the right). It really spoke to me, not only because it is just funny and clever, but also because of the vagina dentitis. There is a Native American story (can't remember which tribe at the moment, sorry) called "Teeth Down There." I think you can guess what happens.

I think this is a fascinating way of representing the unfathomable mystery that is the body of a woman. All sorts of frightening, bizarre inventions are thought up in folklore (and webcomics) to represent or give name to the overwhelming, vast, beautiful mystery that women have inside them. One doesn't know if he'll find a garden, or a mouth full of jagged teeth!

Anyway... I'm sorry the PBF comics arae so tiny; you can click on the comic to enlarge it a little.